Thursday, December 13, 2018

Just in time for Christmas! An AR-15 with a bump stock!



As the celebration of the birth of baby Jesus Christ approaches, Texans have made a list and are checking it twice looking for that special gift that reflects the season of joy, happiness, and love.

And what can be better to celebrate the coming of Christ than an assault rifle, like the popular AR-15?  Coupled with accessories like a 100 round barrel clip and a bump stock to convert the rifle to fully automatic makes this a perfect gift to light up the face of any high school Christian student!

And where else but Academy Sports and Outdoors to start your purchase? Academy has a wide selection of assault style weapons such as the AR-15, Rugers, Mossbergs, Colt and many many more with price ranges just right for every frugal Christmas shopper! Academy sells the Radical Firearms AR-15 for only $529.00, a gift that would wake up the face of anyone anxiously awaiting Baby Jesus!

But that is not all! A 100 round barrel clip can be found on the internet for the low price of just $79.95 and a bump stock that converts the AR-15 into a fully automatic rifle can be found for the low, low price of $150. Order now before those g--damn Baby Jesus hating Democrats take them off the g--damn Christmas cheer market!

Complete your Christmas purchase with a "Freedom Bucket" of 300 rounds of quality bullets also sold with joy at Academy Sports and Outdoors!

What a wonderful way to celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ with an AR-15, bump stock, 100 round magazine, and a bucket full of ammo snuggled under the Christmas tree in a festive manner! Just look at the above video to see what kind of Christmas cheer a purchase like this can bring to any young Christian!

Merry Christmas to the republicans for protecting the rights of Texans to bring this kind of Christmas joy to our streets, dance clubs, churches, schools, concerts, and restaurants!

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Sickening isn't it. Another sporting goods store is selling a blow up snowman holding a rifle There is one in our neighborhood. Ugh!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, a barrel clip! Also don't forget the bump muzzle, laser shroud and other accessories that don't exist.

John Cobarruvias said...

Dumbass Matt
“The Bushmaster 233 is the most popular AR-type rifle in the world. (AR stands for 'auto reloading', meaning the gun holds at least 30 rounds before it must be reloaded, and the Bushmaster also has a 100-round barrel clip available for sale.)”

Anonymous said...

There is no such rifle as the "Bushmaster 233." Ms. Hamilton, who you quote, appears to have misstated the caliber (.223) and confused it with a model number.

There is no such thing as a "barrel clip." She might be referring to a drum magazine, but who can tell with writing like that?

AR is an abbreviation of ArmaLite, the company that developed the rifle half a century ago.

And you know the inflatable snowman can't shoot, right? That's a real question.

John Cobarruvias said...

Potato Potatoe. Who gives a shit.