Monday, September 10, 2018

TX Senator @TedCruz loses the fake boob vote

You just can't make this up. Really. I'm not making this up.

During one of his old white folks campaign stops Ted Cruz decided to target another set of people just like trump does. Unfortunately Cruz isn't as good as trump when it comes to insults. From CNN:

"We are seeing tens of millions of dollars flooding into the state of Texas from liberals all over the country who desperately want to turn the state of Texas blue," Cruz said. "They want us to be just like California, right down to tofu and silicon and dyed hair."

From Huffington Post
Silicon? Really? Soybeans? Tofu is made from soybeans and product that is grown in Texas. The producers have been hammered due to tariffs imposed by Ted's buddy in the White House. Tofu is also very popular in major cities across Texas. If Cruz had visited these cities over the last 6 years he might know this. 

If Cruz had attended a republican fundraiser he would also know that staring at fake boobs then making fun of them might not be the best idea for his campaign. There is so much silicone in his own party it's a wonder how there are any leaks coming from the White House at all. As Cruz said:

"As a conservative Texan I occasionally enjoy a face full of delicious tofu and big breasteses."

Ok. I made that up.

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