Sunday, July 25, 2021

Raising Campaign Cash: Paxton, Bush, Guzman for Attorney General

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who is behind the republican butt kissers for Texas Attorney General.

Bush raised $2,264,137 from 1114 donations. 73%, $1,650,000, came from 78 donations of $10,000 or more. 99% came from 299 donations of $1000 or more leaving only 1% of all his donations coming from donations of $500 or less. $300,000 came from 3 different donors, Trevor Rees-Jones, Arnulfo Eduardo Trevino Garza, and HH Tripp Wommack III.

Paxton raised $1,819,468 from 503 donations. 86%, $1,572,000, came from 46 donations of $10,000 or more. 99% came from 125 donations of $1000 or more leaving only 1%, $23,536 of all his donations coming from donations of $1000 or more. $500,000 can from 2 donors, $250,000 from Douglas Scharbauer, and $250,000 from the Republican Attorney General Association. Darwin Reason and Kenny Troult each donated $100,000.

Eva Guzman raised $1,051,723 from 234 donations. 85%, $892,500, came from 24 donors of $10,000 or more. 98%, $1,027,700, came from 75 donors of $1000 or more. Texans for Lawsuit Reform donated $200,000.

Thursday, July 08, 2021

Houston City Councilman Greg Travis calls for "Teacher Cams"

Houston City Councilman Greg Travis has a lot of time on his hands since he quit all of his committee assignments, leaving the work to others on Council. Texans have a name for this. Deadwood. Excess baggage. Expendible. Lazy bastard. 

With time on his hands Travis uses his official twitter account for extreme far right partisan politics. Some called for his removal after posting racist comments. Others called for his removal from his committee assignments but he voluntarily removed himself before shooting his mouth off. His latest tweet calls for installing cameras in classrooms to spy on teachers.


Travis will complete his time on Council as deadwood or will quit like the twitter coward he is. Until then he will continue to try to sow division instead of unity or solving problems. He will continue to disrupt just like his buddy, loser trump.


Monday, July 05, 2021

Allen West. Q sent him to run for Texas Governor


Former military, former teacher, former Congressman, and former Chair of the Texas Republican Party, nut job Allen West has thrown his hat into the ring for Governor against billionaire Huffines, and Trump ass kisser Greg Abbott. Abbott's ass kissing has earned him the endorsement of trump.

West was forced to retire from the military after an incident in Afghanistan. He spent a year as a high school teacher then served only one term as a tea party congressman. He moved to Texas where the Republican Party endorsed his losing credentials and elected him as the Chair. That lasted less than a year. He is now running for Governor.

I would bet he will run far right of Abbott moving Abbott even further right in order to lock in the Qanon vote. Not quite sure how much further the state can go. before Texans wake up thinking they are in a Mexican city ruled by a cartel. Maybe both will run on open carry for high school students in their high school. Who knows. 

It should be fun to watch.

Friday, July 02, 2021

Another Trump brown nose enters the race: Galveston County Judge Mark Henry



There is nothing worse or more embarrassing than a ass kisser, especially in Texas. Galveston County Judge Mark Henry joins the race and sticks his nose up trump's butt in a way that would make any Texan blush.

Galveston County Judge Mark Henry has committed $6.6 million from county funds to building the border wall that won't be built in order to please his shadow president and Governor Abbott who also has his head stuck up trump's butt looking for votes. According to the Houston Chronicle:

The order also dedicated up to $6.6 million, or 10 percent, of the funds allocated to the county through the American Rescue Plan to help with the construction of a permanent border wall once a plan is finalized, Henry said. Additionally, the order established a task force that will coordinate with the state Department of Public Safety to determine how law enforcement can best help at the border.
Texas has a long history of calling out kiss asses. We ridicule them. We call them suck ups, boot lickers, brown losers, and more. Now the once great Republican Party is racing to kiss the loser's ass in order to gain his support. What a bunch of cowards.

Henry joins Governor Abbott, Texas Attorney General Paxton and Land Commissioner Pedro Bush in the race to kiss ass.

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Fighting Dog Club voice support of Abbott's veto of bipartisan bill to protect dogs

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Wednesday June 23, 2021
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Caset Texas. The Fighting Dog Clubs of America with over 20 organizations in Texas which raise and trains dogs to engage in rough "play time" has issued the following statement in support of Texas Governor Greg Abbott's veto of the bipartisan bill protecting abused dogs:

We proudly stand with Greg Abbott's veto of the bipartisan bill protecting abused dogs. Our dogs are chained up for good reasons. Most are trained from the day they are born to be mean and to defend themselves. Chaining a dog to a tree helps us accomplish this goal as well as protects the public from this rabid animal. We thank Texas Governor Greg Abbott for his courage in vetoing this bill that would make chaining and abusing a dog a felony. 

We hope the Governor will accept our invitation to throw out the first puppy at the opening dog fight here in the back woods of Caset Texas. Beer and hot dogs will be served.

#NoPlaceButTexas

Friday, June 11, 2021

The race to kiss Trump's ass: Abbott, Paxton, Bush

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is making the race to kiss Donald trump's ass interesting and competitive. 

According to the Houston Chronicle Abbott has vowed to spend Texas tax dollars to complete Trump's wall that Mexico was to pay for. To hell with providing healthcare, or affordable home insurance, or reliable electricity. Abbott has his eyes set on Trump's ass and the White House and he is at the perfect height to do so.

George Pedro Bush. Bush was on some right wing radio show stating that he was the best ass kisser in Texas and the only Bush that Trump likes. That is correct. Trump loves the ass kissers and Pedro's dad, grandfather, and uncle Bush had more dignity than to publicly kiss anyones ass.

Ken Paxton. Ken has tried to skip the line to trump's ass but each time he gets crapped on. This week was no different. Paxton made unsubstantiated claims about his efforts to limit mail in ballot during a pandemic was responsible for Trump's win in Texas. After that little ass kissing Paxton found himself being reviewed by the Texas State BAR

Saturday, June 05, 2021

Who is the biggest republican kiss ass in Texas?

 They are lining up behind Donald trump's big ass.


George Pedro Bush. So far Pedro is leading the pack with his lips firmly planted on Trump's ass. Unfortunately not only is he kissing up to trump to court his racist base, he is isn't very good at disguising it. He not only is a kiss ass, he looks like a kiss ass, he acts like a kiss ass. A Texas sized kiss ass at that. Pedro is far behind others and needs to kiss trumps ass to catch up to the others, like Ken Paxton.

Ken Paxton. Ken may be an indicted crook but he ain't no dummy. He has worked hard at kissing up to Trump by leading a lawsuit to end the Affordable Care Act and to overturn the election that Trump lost. He has spent a considerable amount of tax dollars to do so and he is expecting Trump to endorse him over the younger kiss ass Pedro. 

Greg Abbott. Greg has had his lips so attached to trump's ass that the jaws of life would be needed to remove his head if Trump decided to stop too fast. He is leading the way to make it harder to vote for minorities and he followed Trump's irresponsible reaction to the COVID pandemic which ended the lives of thousands of Texans. Abbott has an advantage over Pedro and Paxton since he is at just the right height to continue his ass kissing.

There are more and they will surface as soon as a real conservative republican challenges them in the primary. Real conservatives are hard to find now a days. There are more conservatives in the Democratic Party than the Republican Party. They are now just a party of Qanons.

Texans don't generally like ass kissers, brown losers, suck ups.....unless they are in the Republican Party.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Just how stupid are Texans?

#NoPlaceButTexas. Literally.

According to the Texas Tribune:

Lawmakers are close to passing bills that would allow companies to seek billions of dollars in state-approved bonds backed by charges on customers’ bills to stabilize the state’s distressed energy market.

So, let's recap. In 1999 Texas deregulated our electricity market with the promise of lower rates for consumers. 20 years later Texans froze for 3 days without electricity and water. Over 200 Texans died because the free market wanted to save money and refused to pay to upgrade and protect the grid and production.

And now the Texas legislature is about to pass a bill that would require this free market to fix their mistake and....wait for it....the very same Texans who lost loved ones in the freeze and those who had no drinking water or electricity for days are going to pay for it. Yep. We are paying for it!

I'm not sure who are the bigger idiots. Is it the elected officials who passed this bill, or is it the Texans who froze for three days and will continue to vote for these elected officials who passed the buck?

Well, Texas is right about one thing. We do things bigger in Texas. Bigger mosquitos. Bigger guns. And bigger idiots.

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

A Texas Sized Kiss Ass: Texas Land Commissioner George P Bush

In Texas there is nothing worse than an ass kisser, a boot licker, a suck ass especially one that makes it so obvious he has his lips sewn to the butt of whoever he is trying to impress. It's embarrassing to all except for the ass kisser. According to the Urban Dictionary:

A Kiss ass is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing.

This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

Texas Land Commissioner George Pedro Bush joins Texas Senator Ted Cruz, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and every republican elected official as another Trump suck ass. Pedro is running for Texas Attorney General and he needs the blessing from Trump. Ken Paxton kissed trumps ass by filing lawsuits against the Affordable Care Act and legal action in support of the Big Lie all hoping he would get a pardon for the various felony indictments. Instead trump crapped all over him and left him to fend for himself.

Pedro has seized the opportunity and has firmly planted his lips on trumps butt hoping to secure his endorsement over Paxton in the upcoming primary and he is pretty proud of it tweeting to his followers as he sucks up to trump. His parents should be so proud. (they hate trump) His grandfather, George Bush Sr, is probably turning in his grave embarrassed that his grandson would stoop so low just to win a primary. Bush's family asked trump not to attend Senior's funeral.

It's embarrassing. Truly embarrassing.

Thursday, May 20, 2021

It's over. Qanon candidate for CCISD, Christine Parizo, loses recount.

Christine Parizo called for a recount after losing by 25 points in the Clear Creek Independent School District race. She lost again by 25 points. Parizo, in a now deleted press release, claimed the following about the Hart InterCivic Voting System:

  • Security researchers have reported that the Hart InterCivic voting system machines have many fundamental, built-in system vulnerabilities, including insecure computer network interfaces, improper use of cryptography, and susceptibility to malicious inputs; anyone with cursory knowledge of and access to the machines could quickly compromise or alter the results of an election
That along with other unsubstantiated claims might have led to a cease and desist letter from Hart InterCivic lawyers. This ridiculous, unnecessary recount should be the end of Parizo's unsuccessful run to shape the lives of students in our community. A huge turnout in District 5 with 63% voting against Parizo should send a strong message to her. Unfortunately she hasn't read it. 

Parizo is now going to change the focus of her Facebook page to encourage teacher policing. What's next? Maybe pay students to become snitches? Lucky for these teachers and students Parizo lost. Bad. Maybe she should focus on running for another seat, like against Randy Weber. She is a perfect Qanon candidate.