Wednesday, December 08, 2021

CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen addresses his dickishness

From Amazon
Last month CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen was called out for being a dick. 

Bowen showed his dickness when a parent was distributing a document to each of the Trustees. She wore a mask because I believe she was being careful about COVID. As she passed by Bowen he played coughed on her then turned to Trustee Cottrell who joined him for a good laugh. It was all quite funny poking fun at a parent concerned about bringing a deadly virus back to her kids at home. Bowen just couldn't pass up the opportunity to be a dick about everything. He did a great job.

At the November meeting Bowen apologized for his dick move. You can see him at 1:58:07 from the video of the Trustee meeting on November 15. Maybe next time Bowen might want to act like an adult so he can stay out of the bag of dicks.

Thursday, December 02, 2021

After Michigan shooting TX Gov Greg Abbott calls for arming high school Seniors

Pic from OffTheGridNews

After the shooting at a Michigan high school leaving 4 students dead and 6 wounded Texas Governor Greg Abbott is now calling for arming high school seniors in order to make our school safer. According to Abbott "Students in Texas should feel safe knowing that the star football player or the President of the Student Association is carrying a loaded firearm and is ready to protect them from an active shooter."

Over the last few legislation sessions Abbott has signed a number of gun friendly laws. In 2009 Abbott supported an open carry policy allowing trained and licensed gun owners the right to carry loaded weapons in public. Last session he went even further allowing permit less carry giving any gun owner the right to open carry without training or securing a license. "The next logical step is to allow guns to be carried into schools by responsible students."

Texas has had our share of gun shootings in schools and we have taken decisive action to address this. After the Santa Fe high school shooting leaving 10 kids dead we took swift action and passed an open carry bill and a bill allowing the arming of high school teachers. We went further in allowing anyone to carry a gun and passed Permitless Carry which included gang members, drug dealers, MS13, Crips, and people who dress up like GI Joe. 

Ever since passing lax gun laws our rate of deadly shootings has skyrocketed proving our new gun laws are clearly working. "Allowing students to carry guns into the class room should give every Texan a sense of security never seen before."

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Aggie joke joins race for Texas Attorney General


This is so embarrassing. From the NBC News:

Gohmert, who has been in Congress since 2005, said in a video announcement that he has already raised $1 million in his bid to unseat fellow Republican Ken Paxton. If he is elected, Gohmert said, he will prioritize "election integrity," push back against "unconstitutional mandates" and clamp down on border crossings.

I mentioned Gohmert before:

Gohmert is a bad Aggie Joke. He graduated from Texas A&M in 1975, was in the Corps of Cadets, and a Brigade Commander. He was able to win his seat in congress after Tom Delay and the Republican Party re-redistricted the state providing a safe, solid republican district, one he would never have to seriously defend. His constituents in return got Louie, the Aggie Joke. He has accomplished about as much Bernie Sanders, passing only 1 bill in 16 years,

He along with Congressman Gym Jordon is the Beavis and Butthead of Congress. He is a clown and acts like one during hearings. He is like Trump using racists language like "Terror babies". He makes unsubstantiated claims about immigrants and other subjects. He routinely refuses interviews except to be on Fox News. He is the boot licker of the House for Donald Trump.

Gohmert is a racist joke. He represents his district well.

Gohmert has also become one of the most unhinged members of Congress joining ranks with Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordon, Marjorie Taylor Greene and others.

God help the state of Texas if this joke of a human being is elected as the AG.

Monday, November 22, 2021

Why do you have to be a dick about everything: Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Leave it to Greg Abbott to celebrate the death of 2 protestors in another state.

After the verdict in the Kyle Rittenhouse case Greg Abbott jumped for joy, opened his damn pie hole, and just couldn't resist being a dick about everything by sending a congratulatory tweet. The lives of two families have been changed forever. They lost a loved one because a 17 year old with a loaded assault weapon crossed state lines to join in a protest and shoot two people to death. 

The least Abbott could do was to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Abbott joins the others in the bag of dicks like Scott Bowen, Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, Steve Stockman and more. 

Wednesday, November 10, 2021

Why do you have to be a dick about everything? CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen

CCISD Trustee, Scott Bowen, is a Qanon republican. He won a seat on the CCISD school board and has served his party well by disrupting, disrespecting, and being a dick about everything. His latest childish dickishness was on full display, and on camera, at the last public comment session of the committee monthly meeting. Video below.

The public comment period of the CCISD meetings has become a Qanon free for all with conspiracy theorists, unqualified individuals giving medical advice, and former candidates like Christine Parizo who lost by 25 points whining about losing by 25 points. Those in the audience clap and cheer even though clapping and cheering is against the rules committee, and against common sense decency of civilization. It's what we call in Texas a shitshow.

Bowen showed his dickness when a parent was distributing a document to each of the Trustees. She wore a mask because I believe she was being careful about COVID. As she passed by Bowen he played coughed on her then turned to Trustee Cottrell who joined him for a good laugh. It was all quite funny poking fun at a parent concerned about bringing a deadly virus back to her kids at home. Bowen just couldn't pass up the opportunity to be a dick about everything. He did a great job.

I wonder if Bowen coughed on Scott Apley's wife and infant child during his funeral. Apley was another Qanon, COVID denier, Dickinson City Councilman, and member of the Republican Party Executive Committee. He died of COVID.

Bowen jumps into the Bag of Dicks with Mark Henry, Randy Weber, Steve Stockman, the Galveston Young Republicans, Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and many many more.

Thursday, November 04, 2021

State Representative Dennis Paul. Whining and lying about his cancelled fundraiser

Dennis Paul, a republican from Clear Lake, had to change his annual fundraiser from a Harris County park to Galveston County and we all got to listen to him whine and lie.

According to Dennis Paul, he incorrectly blames Harris County for his staff's mistakes and lies leading up to his event being cancelled by his own staff.

"Despite having a contract in place for months with Commissioner Adrian Garcia's office in Precinct 2, we were notified late last week that we would not be able to have any sort of fundraising activities at Clear Lake Park. I would like to think that this was a simple miscommunication, but it seems par for the course for Democrats in Harris County."
Dennis Paul thinks he is special and entitled to have a fundraiser on County property. (I can't and you can't.) When you rent the pavilion you are specifically asked if you are a non profit or charity and whether money will be exchanged, items will be sold, or money raised. Only non profits can exchange money like the Rotary Shrimporee has done in the past for many many years.

Paul's staff forget, or possibly just lied to Harris County about their event was not for profit. Republicans have mastered the art of lying like a dog. Imagine if our facilities could be used for profit making events. The Landolt Pavilion is a great location and facility and is very reasonable. If for profit organizations were allowed to rent the venue we common folk wouldn't have an opportunity to rent it ourselves for family reunions, charity events, or company picnics.

But Paul thinks he is special and above the rules because under republican rule the rules were allowed to be broken for many years as they did for his predecessor, John Davis, until he pour grease down the drain and clogged up the water system. 

Paul has since moved his event to another location which is much easier to protest at.

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Houston City Councilman Greg Travis quits. Again.

Houston City Councilman Greg Travis has quit his elected position to run for another as a republican. From the Houston Chronicle:

“I am torn between representing you at Council or representing you at the State House in Austin,” Travis wrote to his constituents. “I have chosen the latter as I feel I can do more for our families, this District, and Houston in general as a State Representative.”

LOL. This is just rich. He is a quitter, a racist, a Qanon COVID denier, an ass kissing liar, and an asshole. He is a perfect republican. 

He is a quitter. In January of 2020 Travis quit all of his committee assignments leaving the work to his colleagues on city council. Now he is nothing but deadwood. City Council will not miss him.

He is a racist. After posting a racist comment concerning Michelle Obama calls for his resignation came from across the city. Not one republican took his defense, although not one Republican on city council condemned his comments that's include Kubosh, Martin, and Knox.

He is a Qanon COVID denier. Travis is probably vaccinated while continuing to use his official twitter account to spread misinformation about COVID which has claimed tens of thousands in Houston.

He is an ass kissing liar. With Travis as an elected official Trump will have yet another nose stuffed up his ass to continue supporting the Big Lie. 

He is an asshole. Travis is just an asshole. He is in the same bag of dicks as Ted Cruz, Greg Abbott, Louie Gohmert.

So it is very logical that Travis is running for a House District as a republican. He is perfect for the job. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 


Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Texas Governor Greg Abbott takes the lead in the Lap Dog Award

In Texas we don't take kindly to a brown nose, an ass kisser, a boot licker, a suck ass, or an obedient lap dog. Unfortunately our own Governor, Greg Abbott, has stooped to a level of ass kissing never seen before. He is currently beating out Pedro Bush who kissed Trump's ass only be be crapped on when Trump endorsed his opponent, Ken Paxton.

Moments after the results of the Arizona audit was announced, showing, once again, that Biden won the election and no election fraud was found, Trump instructed Abbott to start a similar audit here in Texas. Like Arizona, this will cost Texans about $6 Million. $6 million that could be put towards law enforcement, or infastructure. Instead like the ass kissing lap dog Abbott is, we will pay $6 million to one of Abbott's buddies to perform an audit of the election which will show, once again, no election fraud.

From the Houston Chronicle:

Lapdogs we don’t need these days, as Abbott’s embarrassing acquiescence reminds us. As long as one of our major political parties is in thrall to a would-be demagogue, democracy is in danger. Instead of yapping lap dogs, we need the political equivalent of the majestic Great Pyrenees, loyal canines that protect Hill Country sheep and goats from coyotes. Our political Great Pyrenees would stand firm for the rule of law, for an abiding trust in the democratic process, for America itself.

It's embarrassing living in Texas. Texans never used to adore liars, cheaters, brown nosers and obedient lap dogs.  Until now.

Monday, September 27, 2021

Movie Review: Cry Macho

Clint Eastwood's newest movie, Cry Macho, should have been named "Bore me to death Macho". That was just plain god awful. As someone who considers themself fairly macho, I was no match for this film. I latest just 42 minutes.

The acting, script, plot, and just about everything else was just plain awful. It wasn't a waste of talent because there was none. Dwight Yoakam, the father who hired Eastwood to return his son from Mexico, was having a difficult time acting like he was an actor. Eastwood is just a shell of the actor he used to be, old, slow, looking confused. I'm surprised he was able to remember his lines. The boy's acting was overshadowed by his rooster, a cock fighter, which could easily get an academy award nomination for "Cast member that didn't suck in a movie".

The script was worthy of a B movie. The plot predictable, although I didn't see it completely through, I would guess Eastwood saved the boy and his large cock, fell in love with him, and adopted him as his own son he never had. Whether this is a correct or not really doesn't matter since I will not be watching another minute of it.

Do yourself a favor. Wait till this movie is available at Redbox. Find a free coupon. Rent it. Give it to your neighbors. When they are watching it, steal their lawnmower. At least you will get something out of it.

Texas Constitutional Amendment: Allowing churches to spread COVID

You would think a place of worship would be more concerned about the safety of their sheep than the right to fleece them of their money.

On November 2 there will be an election to decide amendments to the Texas Constitution. Proposition Number 3 will appear on the ballot as

The constitutional amendment to prohibit this state or a political subdivision of this state from prohibiting or limiting religious services of religious organizations during a time of an uncontrollable infectious disease.

Ok. That's not exactly the wording but it is clear that the republicans in office did not like the lock downs that affected the collection of money at church services during the COVID crisis. I can't remember when a state or political subdivision has ever had to instruct a church to do something in order to protect the general population. Now with a constitutional amendment churches can gather even during an infectious outbreak, allowing the sheep to infect others in their family and friends circles.

If we ever had another pandemic, or if we can't seem to shake the current one, there are members of churches who actually believe that gathering together to pray will provide protection. Science has proven otherwise.

It's sad that our elected officials from a state that has lost over 64,000 Texans to COVID can's seem to grow the fuck up and do what is right.

Thursday, September 09, 2021

PRESS RELEASE: Texas Governor, calls for mandatory vasectomies for young men

Sept 9, 2021

Governor's office in it's desire to eliminate rapists from Texas calls for free vasectomies for men.

Austin, Texas (Sept 9, 2021) – After signing a historic ban on abortions in Texas with no exemptions for rape or incest, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has stated it will rid Texas of all rapists. As a part of this new policy Governor Abbott is calling for mandatory and free vasectomies for men over the age of 18 years old.

According to Governor Abbott “Rape is a crime, and Texas will work tirelessly to make sure we eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas by aggressively going out and arresting them and prosecuting them and getting them off the streets. So goal no. 1 in the state of Texas is to eliminate rape so that no woman, no person, will be a victim of rape,” 

The State of Texas is ranked #1 in number of rapes with over 14,000 over the last year alone. To help women who have been raped Abbott claimed that providing free vasectomies for men would prevent these unwanted pregnancies. 

Abbott is feeling backlash from both sides of the aisle but he claims he intends to press forward. "Let me be clear to those opposing my plan, I intend to fight for Texas women and will beat off the opposition with both hands!"